Some Things that I Threw into the Toilet Today

The list of things I threw into the toilet today after I went to the bathroom but before I flushed.

• A toy hammer
• A toy dinosaur
• A toy turtle
• A toy mirror
  
• Tampons
• Daddy's razor and shaving brush
• 4 toothbrushes
• A bottle of powder
• My underpants
• My shorts

And then daddy wouldn't read me any stories at nap time.